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I listened for the rumble of the UPS truck all morning - fortunately, my four-legged sonar alarms know the rumble like the back of their paws. They alerted me within a block of The Arrival! Good doggies!! I had myself gathered and ready to receive on the front porch - 3 boxes, 35 lbs each. The swarthy, regular UPS man managed the entire stack, and 2 flights of steps w/out so much as a heavy sigh, scanning them as he simultaneously eased them down. Meanwhile, his elfin helper carried a plastic pouch with a soccer shirt and another box with a tin of nuts - I was so enamored with the calendar boxes and the scanning that I almost missed the elfin helper trip UP the steps and scatter his meager packages across my front lawn! I thought back to the bus stop this morning, and the story Old Man DeLong told about sidewalks and treeroots and insurance and accidents! No tree root was near, but it flustered me nonetheless b/c it was the cool irony of it all. Here's my unfiltered stream-of-consciousness as I watched this unfold, "What the....? Why the.....? Did you do that on purpose? If he doesn't get up... Is that guy alright? Who trips UP the steps? Did he trip on the freaking air? Oh good, he's getting up. F-bomb - F-bomb - F-bomb - these calendars had better freaking sell!!"
Now back to maintaining professional composure on this blog!

The front cover has a thumbnail image of each pattern found within the calendar. Each 11" by 17" page includes an original illustration. It's printed on FSC & Ecologo Certified, 100% post-consumer, processed chlorine free recycled paper (manufactured using biogas energy) and using non-toxic toners.
All designs are black & white - simple, versatile, mod, clean! The pages are heavy cardstock, and feel so sumptuous under my fine-point Sharpie!!!
$20 per calendar - they will ship immediately via USPS Priority Mail Service. They weigh 1.3 lbs and are oversized, so shipping is slightly more than flat rate. Buy one here.

June 11th will be our 15th anniversary...

I took about 500 pics this afternoon between 1-2pm - I had a very hard time narrowing them down! See more on my flickr page.

A balancing act on my dining room table that includes rainbow socks and frankenstein pants. This is totally normal.