When you have too many deadlines, errands and all-around-too-much-to-do, why not add 'make new curtains' to the list?! That was me recently, out of my ever-loving mind, but unable to resist the temptation to whip up some new curtains. The old ones were from Ikea and were only supposed to be placeholders until I had time to do something "real." That was 5 years ago! Ack. As the title suggests, these are truly quick and dirty. What does that mean: no pinning, ironing & measuring only when necessary, lots of swearing, no tabs, no buttonholes, no rod pockets, no pleats, gathers or other bunching. Two 84-inch long rectangles were my only goals - width would be whatever was eeked out of the fabrics when all was said and done. Did I mention the swearing part - waaay too much static for one person! So here we go:
What I used:
- 2 chocolate brown, satin 84-inch curtains from Target
- two 2.5 yd-pieces of a pretty Asian-inspired satin brocade.
- white, rain-no-stain lining fabric
1) The materials.
2) Take apart one chocolate curtain, do a once-over ironing (not unlike an egg). Cut into four equal strips - these are about 7" wide or so.
3) Sandwich your brocade between 2 chocolate strips. Sew right sides together. Trim all ends so chocolate is flush with brocade.
4) Press seam. I use a teflon plate on my iron. This enables me to use high-heat and full-steam at all times (sorry to make you gasp!).
5) Topstitch the length of each chocolate seam- about an 1/8" from the seam. Measure the size of your rectangles. Think about your finished length, and back up from your known measurements to determine your seam allowances and sizes of finished hems.
5.5) [Not pictured] Fold your bottom edge under. I folded mine 2" and then another 2". Sew once close to the edge of the bottom and once about 2" up from the bottom where your "top edge" of your fold would be.
6) Cut the amount of lining fabric you'll need to back your rectangles, keeping seam allowances in mind. Fold over twice on the bottom edge, sew. I didn't measure!
7) Sew right sides of lining and rectangle together along sides only!
8) Pet your doggie...he's cute, but he's mistaken and confused and doesn't know he's too big for the room, the static and the voluminous fabric you're swearing at!!
9) Press all seams (ugh). Staystitch top edge.
10) Fold over top edge twice (I eyeballed this) about 3/4" and 3/4". Press.
10.25) Sew along top edge and along each side as well for a nice, finished look.
11) Hang with pinch clips on a sturdy cafe rod.
Hard to gauge from these before & after images if it really looks better or not...but I'm pretty happy with it! I should have adjusted my thread tension to avoid the puckering, but that was not in the cards. The 2nd brown curtain was mounted in front of our closet. When we moved in, we thought we'd put a real closet door there, but there's a brick wall behind the drywall...that ended that idea. George was wiped out after all this action! Me too!!